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I hate boys who drink too much then think they have the right to call me and wake me up at 3:30 in the morning……..while they’re (uninvitedly) outside my house……….expecting me to go outside and chill. Like… just don’t do that. You’re drunk, its three in the morning—i may be exhausted from having my beautiful sleep stolen away from me but I KNOW WHY YOU’RE -REALLY- HERE.
To any guy who wants to get in the pants of some girl, DO NOT TRY THIS. I PROMISE YOU IT WILL NOT WORK. it will only guarantee you a slammed door in your face— that is if you’re lucky enough for her to leave her bed and come down the stairs for you. For gods sake. It makes you look like the hugest desperate asshole ever.
1. I was just asleep. NO WAY AM I ANYWHERE CLOSE TO BEING IN ‘THE MOOD’
2. You’re outside my house? That’s fkn creepy.
3. The more sober you’re TRYING to make yourself sound is having an opposite affect. You + my house + 3:30 = clearly a good drunken idea
4. Just dont throw yourself at me, it’s yucky. I dont care if you have bad intentions or not, DO IT RIGHT
5. 1 word: DISRESPECT.
I don’t care how drunk you are.
I don’t care how horny you are.
I don’t care if you’re attracted to me.
Don’t fkn wake me up at 3:30 and expect me to want to go outside into the cold 3:30 air and god knows what with you. I DON’T WANNA.
Does this make my sound like a bitch? Probs to some actually.. BUT I DON’T CARE
You = douchebag
Me = angry sleepy ogre tomorrow!!!
Please just drop of the face of..Toronto so I don’t have to deal with you again.
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